About Me

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I am short, I don't have a brain...I have a monkey with cymbals instead, I am a loud mouth, I Laugh a lot! I want to get a tan... Especially on my milk bottle legs, All i want to do in life is travel and see the world

Nov 21, 2011

BACKGROUND IS IN THEME WITH THIS WEEK... TRAVELLING AGIAN... FOR THANKY FOR GIVING... AND ARE HEADING TOOOOOOOO...( DRUMROLL PLEASEEEEEE )!!!!

SAN FRANSISCOOO


3 STATES IN ONE WEEKEND! FUUUKKKKYEAHHHHHH


YES...YES...YOU SEE CORRECTLY... THAT IS ME.....


CRAZY AUZZY STOLE A CHEVROLET AND DROVE IT ALL THE WAY TO GRAND CANYON AND HOOVER DAM...


WE SAW A PROSTITUTES VAGINAA....... LOL JOKE ITS JUST SOME BIG HOLE IN THE HOOVER DAM....


ME....


ME AGAIN....



AND AGAIN....

OH AND THERE AGAIN...

SOME GINGER GOT IN THE PICTURE :S AQWARD.... :/

IT WAS FOOKIN COLD! 2 DEGREESSSS IN FLIP FLOPSSS LOLOL WHAT A RAVE!

THINK THIS IS IT OF ME.... I HOPE

JED IS ACTUALLY A PROFESSIONAL CAMERA MAN... LOL JOKE HE SPENDS 15 MINS TAKING PICTURES OF BARK  


STAYED ERE


VIEW FROM ROOM IN FIRST HOTEL...


THEN STAYED IN EGYPT... 


OH SHIT THERE I AM AGAIN... AND I LOOK LIKE A DOGGGG LOLOLOLOL


COEYYYY EXCALIBURRR...


COEYYYY NEW YORRKK... AND WE WENT ON THAT ROLLER COASTER...


COEYY BOOOZEEEEEE.....



HAD TO PUT EM UP...

WHAT A RETARD MWHAHAHAHAHA :) X
THIS POST GOES OUT TO ALL THE STALKERLICIOUS FANS

HOWS IT GOIN...................................................? ;)

Nov 13, 2011

MY BACK GROUND IS IN THEME WITH THIS WEEK... VEGAS BABYYYY :D

Nov 11, 2011


Gurl soo finneeee :P
HELLO OM DRUNK AND HAVE BAD ASS HICCKUPPSSS!!! WAAAA


Nov 10, 2011

GOING OUTTTTT
GUNNA GET DRUNKKKK
GUNNA THROW SOME CRAZY SHAPESSS AND GET MY GROOVEE ONNNN

BLAHHHHHH EXCITEDD MUCHHHH :D

Nov 9, 2011

OKAY THEN GUYS....
I now live here....


And drive this car...


Shop in a few of these stores...


AANNDD 

I will be married to this Auzzy...only so I can have Australian citizen ship :P


And in our beautiful mansion in Beverly Hills we will buy random crap that costs stupid amounts of money like in the image below... because we CAN!

SOOOOO MY UNI IS KINDA SPECIAL OVER HERE! THEY DO CRAZY SHIT LIKE THIS.... IN THE DINING HALL....


YEAH I EAT HERE AND THAT....

DON'T SEE COVENTRY BUSTING OUT ANY SHIT LIKE THIS... OR IF THEY DO... ITS AN EPIC FAIL!!!

Nov 6, 2011

I AM SO TIRED

AFTER A WHOLE DAY OF DRIVING AROUND LA, HOLLYWOOD AND SANTA MONICA I AM...

DEAD



I EVENTUALLY WENT CROSS EYED AT THE END OF THE NIGHT FROM EXTREME TIREDNESSS

TOMORROW I WILL BE POSTING A MILLION PICTURES FROM THE IMMENSE DAY :P

NIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Nov 4, 2011

BRING ME BACK MY AUSTRALIAN GIRLIESSSS!!!!!!!

 On a happier note... essay done :D and HOLLAYWOODDD tomoroowwwww :D 

On a sad note... only 6 weeks left..... :((((

On a happy note....VEGAS HAS BEEN BOOKED! 

lalalalalalalalaalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalaalalalalalalalal
DEAR CUPID,

I WOULD LIKE A DIRT DIRTY SURFER BOY... PREFERABLY OF THE AUSTRALIAN TYPE BUT IF THAT IS TOO MUCH TO ASK... THEN ANY WILL DO, HE MUST BE TALL AND GOOD LOOKING THOUGH 

Thankss

HOLLAY

Nov 2, 2011

SO YOU ARE NOW UP TO DATE WITH MY LIFE! AND ALL THINGS GREAT ABOUT IT :D 

WILL BE VISITING THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN THIS WEEKEND AND SANTA MONICA PIER SO WILL HAVE MANY MORE PICTURES FOR YOU...

WISH ME LUCK IN MY SHIT EXAM THAT IS BORING AS FOOOK! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Moving swiftly to Monday as Sunday was a dead day....

a certain boy left.... hes the one with the huge grin on his face at the end of the table on the left... probs coz hes going home to ROAST DINNER!!!!! 


so after sushing the shit out of long beach we went trick or treating





ITS EXACTLY LIKE IT IS IN THE MOVIES! BUT BETTER COZ WE GOT CANDY! 


yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BUDDYYYY!!! 


Saturday was amazing! went to......


where i got my dead on.....


and then my SKANK on!...




the next day resulted in massive whiplash to the neck region and back and stomach ache from intence fist pumping.. OWEEEYY!! 
Friday day went on a day trip to lagunaa beachhh


Saw a sun set....

dipped me toes in the sea...



Had some back seat banter....

and met woody and buzzz...


successful day all in all :D 
Then ended the day as a cat at some random parties ;)


I love Gretchen! 








meyaaawwwwwwwww x